What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
A swim meat.
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What is a cow's dream job?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What is the coolest country?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
How do you compliment a cat?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?