Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why was the bee sad?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What tree has the most bark?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What do you call a pig thief?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?