What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do you call bees that are best friends?