What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
How was the wedding?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Which famous author is also a ruler?