What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
No, sir. I didn't miss it at all.
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
How does dinner smell?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do you call a small mom?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?