What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
No, sir. I didn't miss it at all.
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
How do you wash a lamb?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?