What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
A black diamond.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What are the strongest days of the week?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?