What does Santa call Christmastime?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What's the opposite of irony?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?