Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Because he wasn't as busy as a bee.
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What did March say to the madness?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?