Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?