Why are farmers so laid-back?
They dance to the beet of their own drum.
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What fish sings the best?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What is the definition of Robin?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
When do mice play every day?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?