What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why do cows wear bells?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?