What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
An aunt-eater.
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why are stones so good at music?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
How do scientists grow fruit?