Why are stones so good at music?
They're obsessed with rock n' roll!
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
How do you make antifreeze?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Which animals make the best football players?
How long do chickens work?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
How do billboards talk?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?