Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What's black and white and red all over?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why do math teachers love March?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why are stones so good at music?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?