What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What shape has a knighthood?
Which president loved to take baths?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
How do you grill cheese?
What sport do horses love to play?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?