Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What's a forklift?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?