Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What's the slowest 5k?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?