What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique.
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Where do actors go to pray?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?