Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
They wanted to beef up security.
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do fish use for glasses?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?