Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
They wanted to beef up security.
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What is an archer's favorite store?
How do bees get to school?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why was the bud so shy?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?