What do scuba divers wear to bed?
A snore-kel.
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?