What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What sweet treat never panics?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do cows say on NYE?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?