Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Which family member is always relieved?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Which singer could always break a five?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Where would you find an elephant?