Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
So that he can sneak up on mice.
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
How are teens like cats?
What do you call a greedy elf?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?