What's the king of all school supplies?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What bird is always sad?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?