Why are turtles so shy?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?