What's the king of all school supplies?
The ruler.
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What birds always travel in twos?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?