Why do two skunks argue?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What car always breaks the rules?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
