Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
