Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
He was begging at the table.
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do fish use for glasses?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?