What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Apple cyber.
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?