Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do you call a peanut in space?