What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Stop for lunch!
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
How do fleas travel?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Which cats love to be petted?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?