What's a bear's favorite movie?
Pirates of the Care-bear-ean.
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Where do surfers go to school?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why is furniture so generous?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?