Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?