Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Because he had a lab coat.
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?