Who invented fractions?
How do you make a cow float?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?