Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What did one plate say to the other?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?