Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why did the echo get detention?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why do people always trip on September 22?
