Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why is winter considered holy?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why did summer catch autumn?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?