Why do people always trip on September 22?
It's the start of fall.
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What animal loves Indian food?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do nosey peppers do?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Which family member has tusks?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?