Why did summer catch autumn?
Because autumn had a fall.
Why do golfers hate cake?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What day is your mom always right?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do you call a retired vegetable?