Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they've no pockets to put things in.
How does a barber get to work?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What does an evil hen lay?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why do cows like being told jokes?