What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What's the scariest letter?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.