What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?