Someone stole my mood ring!
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why was the bud so shy?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?