Where do pigs learn magic?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you call a short cow?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why is the beach so confident?