Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
It had a lot of beef with other animal's decisions
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why are books always so angry?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?