What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why are bakers paid so much money?