What do you call a magical reptile?
A lizard.
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What do bees chew?