What do you call a magical reptile?
A lizard.
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
How can you farm during the winter?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Where do vampires keep their money?
How do you measure a millennial?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?