Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What does Santa order at the bar?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why do cats love to work?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What vegetables make the best music?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Where was Noah born?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?