Why do cats love to work?
They're purr-fect at everything they do.
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What kind of books do boats write?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?