Why did the mirror cross the road?
To see itself!
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why do cows go to New York?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What did the stair machines call each other?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What is the smallest lion?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why do trees hate going to school?