Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
How do bees get to school?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?