Why did the mirror cross the road?
To see itself!
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
How do birds threaten one another?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Bears love exotic cars.
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?