What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Pearl Harbor.
What kind of music do planets like?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What's the opposite of irony?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why did the snake cross the road?