What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why was the fish so smart?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What siblings are always sad?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?