What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do insects learn at school?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What birds make average students?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?