Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Where was Noah born?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why are winter days great?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?