Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
There were thousands of degrees packed in there.
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What is the coolest country?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?