Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
There were thousands of degrees packed in there.
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What's the holiest insect?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?