Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What building always gets stains on it?
A book just fell on my head.
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?