Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What table can you never sit at?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What shape has a knighthood?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?