What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Memorial Day.
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?