Where do clowns go on vacation?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do you call the dog magician?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What kind of money do fishermen make?