What do you call a fish without an eye?
A fsh.
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What is another name for a cow?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What kind of water do fireworks like?