Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
For educational porpoises.
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
How are mountains able to see?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?