Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Do dads always snore?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why is the beach so confident?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?