Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do naked fish play with?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why are books always so angry?
What's the most masculine animal?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?