What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do cows like to dance to?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Who invented fractions?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?